Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver

okay, so i am the queen of putting my foot in my mouth.  like really, i make more  mistakes than anyone i know.  my mom used to say i was careless.  i know for a fact that i am just stupid.  my mouth has its own motor and the wrong words just spill out before i can stop them.  i am not just talking about saying the wrong things at the wrong time.  i mean i say the stupidest things all the time.  for example i have a friend who is sensitive of a certian subject.  well guess who brings that subject up?  you guessed it, me!  now everything is all awkward.  i am cursed.  my family has a long history of doing stupid things.  i am used to it.  we are unlucky.  i am unlucky.  does anyone have any duct tape?